I just don’t know if I can even feel proud to live in a country where the President doesn’t own a modeling agency.

It’s like he’s never heard of “honey” or “babe”. They exist for a reason, amateur.

The text message of that Alabama governor sending his wife “I love you Rebekah” followed by “I love you Dianne” (his wife’s name) is why old people should not have affairs. At least keep the name of your wife and mistress straight, geez.

The gutting/severely compromising the EPA is one of the most infuriating aspects of Trump’s agenda. All of these people who want to roll back pollution regulations on industry, they’re not going to breathe the same air and drink the same water that we do? It’s simply insane this will also affect you and everyone you…

Pro argument: Plenty of space for the hounds of love.

Please pay no attention to the fact I warned them ahead of time and made sure not to hit anything important.

Ok. This is a good point. I would be willing to face the horror of Coachella for Kate Bush. She presumably has higher standards, though.

On the other hand LOTS of us did find out about her, and those of us who did loved her very much. Plus, the Don’t Give Up video was pretty huge.

The irony of someone who owns a company called Goldenvoice not wanting to add Kate Bush to the concert lineup.

For Kate Bush, I would run up that road AND up that hill. Quite possibly, I’d make a deal with God, if I only could.

Candice dear...

And I don’t believe he’s actually that rich anyway. I’ll bet you a solid $10 that his net worth is negative. Or was before he took office. I think the point of becoming president for him was to profit, plunder, and pillage...and so far, it seems to be what they’re doing. Unchecked. A real kleptocracy.

I’m really scared that there will be no consequences for his actions. I mean I feel that way about a lot of Republicans right now but I don’t see Chaffetz losing his seat unless another Republican runs beats him in a primary. My fear is that once this rat-faced fuck sees what he can get away with and STILL remain in…

The #1 slot is reserved, in my opinion, until Chaffetz admits he’s a wannabe anti-superhero and his secret alter ego is this guy:

Yes.

Exactly! I’m just picturing them gathering around the piano for rousing renditions of Broadway and American songbook tunes after dinner...