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Holy shit is that hypocritical in retrospect. 

GMG is staffed by bloggers/news aggregators, not journalists. 

It’s pervasive in every GMG site, the bloggers are always hunting for ways to shout about how there “aren’t enough women,” or it’s about the lack of diversity, or how you should despise the rich because they’ve gotten further than you. All they want is to stoke the outrage of less fortunate telling them that they

This is totally true, the last paragraph especially. I mean, I know a lot of black people get a raw deal depending on their upbringing etc, but it’s like the people around here are rooting for black people to get fucked over so they can milk it. I personally as a white guy think black people can stand up for

I’d buy him the gun or tie the noose myself if suicide wasn’t a crime and I’d be held liable for aiding and abetting. 

“Kill yourself.”

Afraid not. You do sound like a very unpleasant and irritating person to be around, however. 

Well, both Root and Splinter primarily but you can see the whiners creep over to The Takeout and Gizmodo in almost every article, just begging to be either be offended themselves or on behalf of some perceived aggrieved party. 

They’ll just say it’s Trump’s fault he “had” to do this. 

MAGA people feel like victims because you fucking victimize them. You treat them like their fucking hat or opinions cause you some personal harm and harass them in public and chase them around screaming like a maniac. Stop being a psychotic asshole and I’m sure they’ll stop feeling attacked. 

Citation needed, moron. 

The Duke lacrosse case was an issue of prosecutorial misconduct, this is filing a false report and conspiracy charges, likely to defraud the state. 

It’s almost like things aren’t nearly as bad as GMG wants you to believe!

I love how many complete idiots still believe Philips’ story that he was “doing a peace chant” directly in to a kid’s face and staring him down. 

Have you ever had an opinion of any substance or is suggesting people kill themselves the extent of your mental ability? I’m guessing the latter. 

Isn’t that what 95% of Gizmodo media’s bloggers and commenters strive for on a daily basis?

If you’re broke it’s because your dumb ass majored in philosophy, English, or some other idiotic shit like sociology; in which case that’s your own damn fault. 

Everything is an emergency to Splinter bloggers and its readers. 

Sorry, the solution if you’re being raped is to report said rape, not cut off someone’s dick in the middle of the night like a psychopath. This is why the “crazy bitch” was deemed legally insane. 

The only people upset about this are the whiny 20’s crowd who take themselves WAY too seriously.