This is like a sequel to the "Cutoff Culture" essay by sorrowful young lad Jeff Reifman, whose ex girlfriend did not want to talk to him, so he wrote a whole online essay describing and analyzing the phenomenon of Cutoff Culture as if that were a thing.

Football is so important to some communities it's...kind of sad, really. I'm from The South and I see it first hand everyday. I mean, football can be cool and all and tailgates are fun, but some people don't know where to draw the effing line.

It's in a galaxy far, far away OKAY MR NITPICK

The county's report asserted that the use of a SWAT team "was based on a potential nexus between illegal gambling and the propensity for weapons," and that deploying the squad to make an arrest is "intrinsically safer than most other tactics."

Too bad that calling the police has become a game of chance. You might get shot, you might not.

"led by that spunky actress everyone wanted to be, and befriend."

Hate-watching isn't a thing. You can't observe this kind of thing without tacitly participating. People who think they're better than the people they're tuning in every week to see are suffering from a pretty hilarious case of cognitive dissonance.

Season 2 is criminally underrated. Season 5 is properly rated.

I also loved her beauty mark. I found Mouse and her two siblings on the day they were born under a car a few summers ago. It was the middle of a really bad heatwave and they didn't seem like they were going to make it, so I took them home and bottle raised them. I really wanted to keep Mousey because she bonded so…

Sorry for the lack of kittens, Mark. Here's two of mine you can have.

Here's my kitty with a shiny new mouse for giftmas!

I'm sharing too!

Sharing my cat Harry, who thinks himself super fierce and likes to be called The Darkness (seriuosly, he tried to hiss when I first got him at 6 weeks and a whooping 17 oz. Truly, The Darkness!) He apparently made an arrangement with his brother Sammy - my lap is Harry's in the morning, during breakfast. The rest of…

I'll share too! I couldn't bring myself to hand the garland because my partially blind kitty loved it too much!

I can share my kitten with you. We're moving tomorrow and he packed himself on the suitcase because he's cool and wanted to help.

9a. Thou shalt not have a "Press Start to Continue" splash screen before thine menu. It serveth no purpose, and doth only make thine game seem like a port performed with no effort. Taketh some pride in thine work and enact it correctly.

It's well known that writers working on a show in process need to keep a modicum of writer's-room secrets, but Sorkin doesn't accurately explain why Smith should keep their workplace interactions quiet now

I know the family personally and they are wonderful people. Please help them out in their time of need. http://www.gofundme.com/pierrofamilyfu…

This is incredibly unusual in Japan. No wonder the cafe has been featured on several Japanese television shows, much to the surprise of viewers. Typically, at maid cafes, visitors can pay to play rock-paper-scissors with a maid or talk about their favorite anime or video game.

This doesn't excuse anything, because I don't believe you have the right to really complain about our political state if you were fully capable of voting and just didn't, but one thing I noticed about people my age (20s) is how utterly demoralized they are with the state of our government, particularly Congress.…