Themselves. That is to say, by actively participating in that site, you basically can just go fuck yourself.

Dear everyone complaining about the unmade bed:

Generally speaking (and I do not practice in Michigan), first-degree murder is most apprpriate when you have some evidence that the defendant planned the murder. In this case, I think the prosecutor is hedging his/her bets. They are going with the charge that has a higher possibility of conviction.

I really like this prosecutor.

I wish dueling was legal so he could fight Rachel Maddow too. Rand Paul is kind of lucky its not legal.

You know what really bothers me? How accurate this dude really is here. I mean gender roles are totally changing. For instance men are actually giving birth right now... oh, well not that. Anyway, men are making 78% of what women are making RIGHT NOW... oh, well not that either. Anyway, murders of men by women…

Online dating worked out well for me, but my wife wasn't as lucky.

Seriously though, unless my neighbor is on some al qeada shit i hope i never have to interact with them. Why the fuck do people care about what other people are doing? My mother and sister are like this (theyre pro gay rights but super fucking nosey and always know the neighborhood "drama") but who the fuck gives a…

Dun...dun...dun...another one bites the dust Dun...dun...dun...another one bites the dust
And another ones gone...another ones gone...another one bites the dust...

George: One day, you'll go to the great farm in the sky and be happy with all your fluffy friends.

"Remember this day, honey, for it represents much more than the natural cycle of life between predator and prey. It symbolizes all the heartache and torment of your future failed relationships. This is metonymy for the impending emotional larceny committed by your once-and-future male companions. You will know…

"I am the Lexx. I am the most powerful weapon of destruction in the two universes."

Loved the intro to that show :)

I remember that as being simultaneously the most awesome and most frustrating game ever.

I can't even get up in arms over this, because it's laughable bullshit. But I'm 40. If I were in my 20's, I might have energy for some umbrage but I just cannot take this witless, moronic drivel even a little seriously.

I have an inner goddess! She makes a volcano of blood go off once a month, and will cause great pain and grief unless I sacrifice cotton and ibuprofen to her. If I'm aware the time of sacrifice is coming up, I also sacrifice a cow (or part of a cow, or some other similar iron-rich red meat) and dark chocolate to…

Perhaps, but my guess is that a lack of women in his life (likely a combination of his awkwardness and obvious repulsiveness) has caused him to subconsciously delude himself into thinking "the reason for my failure with women isn't because they don't want me, it's because I don't want them." Then, mimicking the…

I couldn't agree more. Jezebel is the patron saint of willed White Ignorance. The comments reflect it quite accurately most days.