Oh, don’t you understand? He’s simply too cool for The Beatles.

The local Mexican fast food chain also happens to make some of the best burgers and fries too. Don’t judge me.

Flaca.

Bovine (as a noun) is singular. You mean “the world’s bovines”.

Yeah, I don’t get this either. I’m not supposed to watch this without her consent? Uh... okay, I won’t. Is there some mechanism to solicit her “consent” to view the piece, or are you just supposed to watch it anyway and then feel bad about yourself?

I am clean! I am clean!

Thank you for providing the perfect description of my own reactionary tendencies.

I work with teens with serious mental illnesses and personality disorders.

Raise your hand if, like me, you had no idea Jenny Lewis used to be a child actress...

Because it ain’t Thought Catalog.... yet.

But but she has challenges! Like she used to go gallivanting around the world, and now has babies and a garden! This is a difficult transition, people? Where’s your empathy?

“Deicide?” It’s verboten to invoke the name of a shitty death-metal band in GTA? Why?

Ceterum autem censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.

Sadly, I sort of have to agree here. While I think it's great that games are getting more artistic, no one seems to have told this new generation of indie developers that a) there is more to art than making the audience feel bad about something; and b) a game must contain, y'know, a game somewhere within it that…

I love how C-3P0 can converse flawlessly in three million natural languages while R2-D2 lacks the self-expression capabilities of an iPhone.

I see. You are on the opposite end from me, but I knew that any story featuring a pot-growing fast food manager who deals to her employees had to be somewhere within the (figurative, and often literal) Mountains of Marijuana.

Is this small town located in the Western Sierras by any odd chance? It has a ring of familiarity.

If someone is nice to you but is rude to the waiter, he or she is not a nice person. This is never wrong.

This would be the CEO of Blizzard, whose flagship product is World of Warcraft, whose culture is so abusive and toxic that to call it a wretched hive of scum and villany would be giving it a whitewash. This is sort of like the CEO of the Marlboro corporation making a speech about the benefits of a healthy lifestyle.

Yes, a rape conviction can be secured based only on witness testimony, if the jury finds it credible. Testimony is evidence.