And it features MY CAT!!! Or at least the original Shadows of Amn did. In the inn at Saradush.

Yeah, OK, I'm officially over being sorry I never went to college.

Actually I think this about my adult cat, whom I adore, often: "One day you will die and break my heart, kitty cat." Yeah, I'm a gloomy motherfucker.

Oh, nonononono. You misunderstand. See, sexual objectification is OK if Jezebel is doing it.