Fixed! 

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

Luckily for both Martindale and Peters, neither had to eat any crow

Man, imagine how many mph you'd have to run to do a one hour marathon. Someone will have to do the math for me on that. 

Good for you for growing as a person. Jameela Jamil approves.

I fully expect multiple Deadspin headlines this year that feature some combination of the words “Zion” “slam” and “to hell.”

As a Vikings fan,  how can you leave Mike Zimmer off of the "Fire This Asshole" list? Not only should he be on there, but should have somewhere between three and seventeen asterisks by his name. 

Yeah but Watson just has the natural born ability to read a defense. That’s god-given.

Really? That’s your burden?

It’s amazing how difficult these conversations can be.

Neymar runs around, is mobbed by teammates, he jumps in the air, revels in the cheers and then goes back to get the ball so he could celebrate again all for nearly a minute after scoring and that’s “barely celebrates”?

He’s just jealous that the California Assembly successfully passed something.

That would be Radd.

Dearest Mother,

Bombshell recounts the Fox News scandal in which numerous female staffers accused Roger Ailes of sexual harassment and misconduct.

Nailed it!

Corey is an informant.

Well I guess in this one instance I’m OK with police brutality