Get well Drew.

Drogon’s been practicing his combustion bending.

“White Walkers HATE her! This one neat dagger trick will end the Long Night”

I like people who didn’t get sent to the cornfield.

After the Garnett trade, this is when the tank was supposed to START. The fact that they’ve managed to rebuild is magical. To make the playoffs this year is sorcery, like they’re a bunch of mages, or like, what’s the word I’m looking for...

Itsa OK, Isa have a lotsa blacka friends!

Jesus fucking Christ.

I did some research and I think he’s saying “big cap.” I was familiar with “no cap” (no lie, basically), but didn’t realize that people used other adjectives. So, he’s saying “big lie.”

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

If he does, then holding out will look like a really smart move.

He lists all of the major events coming to Los Angeles over the next 10 years, including Super Bowl LVI, the MLB All-Star game, the 2026 World Cup, and the 2028 Summer Olympics.

It shows that Deadspin actually has positions that aren’t based on who is agreeing with them at any given point. Deadspin, as an outgrowth of Gawker, is critical of pablum that exists to flatter the powerful. They’re also in support of workers over managers. That means that, Lebron’s show can be dumb and worthy of…

It’s possible to want more power for the players AND to roll one’s eyes at this type of carefully curated “authenticity.”

If I’m a basketball player at Syracuse, I’m skipping driver’s ed if that’s the case.

I’d just pull a gun on them. It’s the only sensible response.

So can the Parkland kids sue Fox news for the same thing? 

Of course there are dairy farms in Alaska and Maine. Where do you think ice cream comes from?

To be fair, I don’t think it matters what movie comes out in proximity to this one.

welcome back

Doubt this will get out of the greys, but here’s my recipe: