Somewhere, people are having sex without Ross Douthat’s permission. And he will funnel his rage over this situation into milquetoast bleating about morals and sin and be so very concerned.

***Kind of stole the tenor of this joke from Charlie Pierce***

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

It must be nice to be the only person doing feminism right.

I can support the high wasted dresses, but only because I had a large lunch today and not because they are cute.

Matthew Macfayden Darcy or GTFO.

It’s funny, because my husband alleges that I generally shout, “I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING,” right before I flail blindly and make a giant mess of home repairs.

Don’t worry, guys. America knows what it’s doing.

...or risk spending one of the best Saturdays of the year drinking your homemade eggnog alone...

Wow, I’m really surprised.

I’m sure there are a good number of students that work on campus or or some sort of financial aid/scholarship. Not every student there is a blue blood.

Coming here early to respond to the inevitable “the world is already overpopulated, why would people do all this for a biological child?”people. If you haven’t personally experienced infertility and miscarriage it’s really hard to understand. Also, scientific advances are (usually) good.

tl;dr

As a man, I have a great idea.
If women would like to be heard more in the workplace, when one woman makes a point, the other women in the room should reiterate the idea and credit the initial speaker.

Rejected Britney headlines:

I would like her to stick around only to show the differences between the up and coming country artists and the old school ones but yeah she's pretty boring. Also MADDIE IS THE LIVING WORST