Toddlers fall on their butts all day long. They fall about 10 inches. No living thing gets hurt falling 10 inches. If she was scared of the dog, she would have been crying, for sure.

People grieve differently. She's in shock. I know 7 hours after my dad died I was on Facebook, Twitter & IG bc I was home alone with only my thoughts & my disbelief. I was grasping at straws. All I knew in life was in pieces. I knew that, sadly, the Internet would "be there" for me so that's where I turned. I'd have…

That's exactly what I noticed! Everyone's starting to freak out and she's like "no big, let me get up and right I WAS PETTING THE PUPPY! I will now go back to PETTING THE PUPPY!"

How do you think that kid GOT a walker?! Obamacare strikes again!

Dogs that just don't understand how big or small they are make me laugh.

Black male attempts to mount white girl in front of room full of children, as First Lady fondles his leather harness!

I love that the little girl wasn't fazed at all! So cute.

Fox News Headline:

Portugese water dogs are ESPECIALLY crazy. Have fun with your hypoallergenic dogs, Obamas. Joke's on you, they will act like puppies forever, and then they will die. There is no graceful old age.

She got a hug from MObama afterwards?? Your dog can attack me all it wants if I get a hug from Michelle after!!!!

Bill O'Reilly: Sunny Obama exemplifies young black men who want nothing more than to hurt our precious white daughters.

Uh, she tripped over that other kids walker. I don't think the dog did it alone.

Dog is totally thinking, "let me love you! Why won't you let me love you? Mom, let go, I want to play."

My mom's (female) dog humps one of my nieces whenever she goes over.

True story: my dog humped my nephew in the face when he was a puppy, and now my nephews are both terrified of him.

Everyone here has seen the best thing in the world, aka. Mean Girls of Panem, right?

I have written you a short poem:

Stored with my Jon Hamm John Ham. (and my Hamm & Bublé Ham & Bubbly. Jon Hamm is my favorite SNL host.)

Peter Sarsgaard SARS Guards!

Aziz Ansari sari not sorry.