I know. You couldn't help yourself. It will have a pink cover with a red lipstick, diamonds, sunglasses, and a shoe on it. Sophie Kinsella will have a review quoted on the back.

I think it was also the plot of a Roald Dahl short story.

I'm going to write a mega-best-seller ladies book. In it, a single girl who loves shoes will finally find love with her best friend, but he'll turn out to be pretty into BSDM, and then she'll worry for a while she's cheating on her and kookily spy on him with her gay best friend, THEN she'll kill him with a garden…

All I can think is sixteen pieces? So how was the division made? I mean, there would still be waste left over no? So many questions about the logistics.

It's the logical sequel.

Wasn't that sort of an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents? A housewife kills her husband with a leg of lamb and then feeds it to the investigating cops. No cannibalism, but it's close.

Ok... no... just... no...the only person capable of making cannibalism look kind of elegant and refined is Hannibal Lecter... the only one...

On another note entirely, I'm having a very hard time imagining how a tale of a woman defrosting and preparing sixteen frozen meals could be fun to read.

Will it at least be well written?

Pretty sure lots of really poor people are still really good parents and don't encourage marijuana use in their toddlers. Ditto teen parents, even those without means.

Yeah, he's not film-star level of beauty/hotness, but then most people aren't. He just looks like an average dude.

"Tiny capslock lady"

was it really particularly polite of Lorde to call the fellow teen pop stars "ugly?"

Well, he has some issues he's dealing with lately, maybe that's why he's lashing out.

Bahaha I love the last one

That is one of the laziest racist insults I've ever heard.

Twitter is proof that most people shouldn't be allowed to have opinions beyond, "when should I not crap myself today?"

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A GOOD PERSONALITY BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT HAVE ONE

"Ching chong"?! Christ on a cracker.