Everything about this is TERRIFYING.

We get it, Gwyneth. Your life has always been privileged and comfortable and perfectly perfect in every way.

+1 for saying that he's come out as bi instead of saying he came out as gay. Some people still hesitate to believe that bisexuality exists and that people, especially men, are capable of being attracted to both sexes. And then there are people who think he's using that label to mask the "truth" of him being gay. At…

At first I thought you were joking Patricia, at first I thought, 'Nah, it can't be that bad to warrant an article....no way.'

sorry ...

Oh god, it's like they're made of helium or something.

That makes all of the DoA and Senran Kagura games look like real breasts.

Looks a bit like her nipples have been tied to her knees.

Breasts have evolved over time. Back in the Roman age they were made of Jello. This is historically accurate.

Best spelling error / typo ever!

"I don't know why she shouldn't do a threesome, she's probably capable!" ... Uh, okay!

I understand entirely that men are physically stronger than women on average, but there's something in the phrasing there that I find amusingly lacking in finesse. If you listen to the quote in context, it's pretty humorous in an aw-shucks-old-lady kind of way. Strength, after all, has many facets of meaning, most of…

I would like to smoke a joint with the hippie senior (who doesn't look like a senior at all..)!

My Grandma loves them. She's team Peeta.

I think it's interesting how, after they are given the sort of summary, a few of them instantly connect it to reality or the near future :(
This one was pretty fun though
Also: the old war vet ready to kill anyone and everyone O_O

"I love Morgan Freeman"

I lent the first book to my Dad and he LOVED it. I will be getting him books 2 & 3 for Christmas ;). He hates books that are overly sexual and/or have lots of drugs and wantoness, so this was perfect for him.

Really?? Because I hadn't even heard of the books until after my dad read all three and recommended them! I love the subtle Obummer digs they get in. Heh. Olds.