ENVIIIOUSSSSS.

They're still awful.

I'm right in the middle of "cool!" and "nnnyah!"

It looks amazing and freakish at the same time. This guy scares me.

why is doug barry allowed to write for jezebel

When I saw the headline, I thought what they had done was pair the original with a modern recreation. THAT would have been cool, you could do like all kinds of commentary on sexuality and sexual politics in contemporary society and stuff. But, the whole photoshopping a naked chick with tan lines into classical art…

I love the concept, but dislike the execution. I feel so bad for saying this (I don't like negatively criticizing an artist's work), but this looks like it was put together last minute.

sorry i had too

Super-tack. I don't get it, it wasn't arty or interesting. Just kind of weird and unimpressive.

This is just so bland.

I really had to click the link to understand wtf these were. Not impressed.

"fluid dialogue"

Are you on the right website? Can I direct you to someplace else? (Said with the concern one might have for a lost elderly person or child one finds at the mall.)

Team Hot Dads is pretty popular on tumblr...

No thanks. I learned my lesson about the awesome and easy to abuse power of shipping when I jokingly wrote Joss Whedon a letter shipping Cordelia and Angel's baby son. Like THAT would ever happen!

Well THAT doesn't sound like too much fun.

Now? Shipping has been a thing for something like 10 years. See: HP shipping wars of 2005.

1) 'Ship is a verb

I'm not sure if you have ever been around more than one black person but when two or more of us gather smooth jazz does start to play. It's really weird.