My grandparents used to write SWAK on the back of envelopes. They were also swingers and a relative found old nudes of grandma when cleaning out their house after grandpa died. I am willing to bet they used some of the other acronyms too. Don't want to think about it though.

Well, that is after all how we all ended up here. I say "thanks for the fornication, grandpapa and grandmama!"

Have fun losing everything you own in divorce court, you brainless fucking loser.

The idea that my grandparents said any of this to each other is... yeah...

Even if her hair were "distracting," the distraction is not her problem; it's the problem of the bullies and control-freak school administration.

My cousin had some wild ass curly red hair. I mean, that shit was awesome, and big. She was never sent home. It won't ever happen that way. This is just really sad and disgusting on those administrator's part.

It's just so perfect. So depressing that it's necessary, but so genius.

True story: I sob every time I see this video. I showed it to my 2 year old son, who loves it, but if he sees me crying while watching it he gets upset, so I have to keep my joyful tears silent...

I see what you did there.

I don't understand what is 'distracting' about her hair — it's an adorable poofy curly awesomeness!

Can we just sit people like this down and force them to watch this video on repeat until they realize that they shouldn't be forcing people to change their natural bodies to fit in? I wonder what they do to the 5th grader who becomes a double D overnight.

Great point. I think the only distracting thing is the students bullying and unfair response by the school administration. :(

So, would this hair have been a distraction? Cause it's pretty similar.

"Got her drunk"? Let's allow for the fact that she isn't her husband's automaton and admit that she got herself drunk.

Let's say this is real. Why would a man do that to his wife? For shits and giggles? I don't get it.

It seems to me like the headline should be "Man appears to sexually assault his wife".

I love the look on her face! You are right to be cautious Sasha, Turkeys can be aggressive assholes sometimes.

My five-year-old niece explained to me this weekend that you can't eat turkeys "because they're full of blood".

My girl Sasha has always seemed ambivalent about the whole turkey pardoning thing.