When he tosses the one and catches it in his mouth I nearly died because my mind completed that with him choking because there's no way he didn't choke on that shit.

This holiday season, give your teenager what she really wants...

I know. People think it's an Onion thing. I watched the video. Very real, unfortunately.

Oh my god. I laughed at first because I thought it was some exaggerated headline. Then I realized it was real.

That's a wedding you don't want to get invited to. I can't even wrap my mind around it. Who takes a mortar to a wedding?

So "the key" is his dick? They should just call this perfume "Bieber Dick".

His face looks so earnest! "Please, eat this cookie and LOVE ME."

"...because guests were using heavier artillery, including assault rifles, rocket or grenades launchers and anti-aircraft mortars."

lol stop it.

Dafuk?

Can someone knowledgable on the matter please explain what "WE NEED A WINDOW!" even means? If someone was screaming like that at me, about anything, IRL, I'm pretty sure I'd wanna hit him in the larynx. So what if she showed her annoyance at it? BFD! At lease she didn't go up and punch him like some other movie stars…

Why won't she just install their goddamn window? God, what a self absorbed diva.

I wonder if they need a window.

She should've screamed at them "I LIKE THE NEW DOUBLE-HUNG MODEL FROM ANDERSEN!"

WE NEED A WINDOW! WE NEED A WINDOW! WE NEED A WINDOW! WE NEED A WINDOW! WE NEED A WINDOW! My blood pressure is elevated just watching the video.

What is she yelling at them?

I know. She's MASSIVE.

Not how they picked the photo where the dog hides most of her torso. I guess they don't want anyone to see those unsightly rolls of fat the model obviously has when she slouches forward.

It is super revolutionary! Without Photoshop, that model is a 9.5/10. She is borderline fugly, you guys!

I'd totally buy clothes from that beagle. So cute!