So, this makes me wonder what they'd tell a conventionally femme lady if she wanted to wear a suit to prom or in her photos. It would probably be fine, right? It's not the tux, it's the idea that someone who was not born male is now male, right?

The state of trans rights in this country is fucking laughable. We are routinely forgotten and thrown under the bus by the greater lesbian and gay activist community. We are still fighting battles for basic human rights that most people thought were over 50 years ago. We face transphobia and other subtle forms of…

Maybe because wearing a dress is a pretty arbitrary way to enforce gender normativity under the guise of "community standards" (and I mean that in a non-starky way...I'm not giving a tone here)?

Because no one should have to wear an outfit they're not comfortable in.

The books were way more disturbing then actually dirty

This is ridiculous. I doubt a genital inspired product like this will ever gain any sort of popularity. Just disgusting. Oh wait..

So to click I have to insert two fingers a couple inches and make a "come hither" motion?

I'm not sure I can control my computer with my tongue.

" güd, from Burt's Bees, in no way encourages gender-based harassment and the objectification of women."

Reponses like this make me so mad I can't even... Take some fucking responsibility... if the product or your company doesn't encourage gender-based harassment, why did you use it in your advertising? You literally…

If this mouse is supposed to be anatomically analogous to an actual woman's biology, the g-spot isn't even on the mouse.

Do you really want to advertise to a predominantly female audience that your penis might be small enough to fit inside a half-inch depression in a plastic mouse? I mean, I'm just sayin'.

....and that's what happens with a little company in Maine gets taken over by Clorox.

Exactly! How else would you know you're pretty unless men twice your age followed you in their cars for two blocks telling you all about what they want to do you in explicit detail?! It's like some women think they don't need or want validation from strange men! SO WEIRD.

But then you're walking around smelling like cheese or peanut butter or dog butt all day.

Sexual harassment lets me know I'm pretty.

Can we get any products today that aren't somehow trying to be sexy?

OK- I teach a "dads" class... basically it is me providing parenting classes with an emphasis on recovery to 15 or so men... last night, really outside of the curriculum etc I told them... also MEN LET ME THROW IN HERE... TEACH YOUR BOYS IT IS NOT OKAY TO CATCALL AND TO NEVER CATCALL... "but some girls like it!" etc…

"Oh yeah! She's totally asking for it. You can tell because she's wearing that Burt's Bees lotion. She wouldn't be using it if she didn't like the attention.

Orgasming during random hookups is basically an Easter egg. I'm no longer in the business of random hookups: for good reason. I've found that sexually investing in one or a few people who you teach about your specific needs is far more pleasurable.