Ahn ahn ahn ahn ahn Miss Australia:

I've got your happy people RIGHT HERE

Wow check your "I'm capable of baking cakes that don't taste like vaginas" privilege.

Perez has moved to New York, we learn, because he wants to surround himself with happy people and become happier himself.

Error. Error. Error. Does not compute.

How is he still a thing? Fade into obscurity, please.

So what you're saying is, Perry has mastered the single entendre.

That could easily be the title of her next album.

White girls with big tits, no matter how dumb they sound we'll keep buying their shit.

I PLAY WITH A BLACK AND RED DECK I DON'T FUCK AROUND.

So you wanna play with magic

Quit trying to make reasonable suggestions!

"Say a poor woman was in court, trying to see whether she could keep custody of her child," [Washington University Researcher Sarah] Gehlert says. "Her partner's or spouse's attorney might say, 'Yes, your honor, but she has a mental disorder.' And she might not get custody of her children."

I definitely think it's simply supposed to be mocking the fears and assumptions people make about feminists, lesbians, etc. and how we all hate men and want to emasculate them and put ourselves above them. I think the Emasculator isn't intended to be joking about emasculating anyone...it's that people think feminists…

Our first year in the US my parents took me to a Hell house put on by a church near our house. They thought it would be a kid friendly haunted house and that it would be something fun for our 1st American Halloween... it was not and awkward conversations with a 7 yr old ensued

A while back, someone postulated that if they checked for testicular cancer the way they checked for breast cancer, we'd have invented a new way of testing, by now...

OMG. My favorite part of the listing:

This is sooo cringe worthy. Having thy boob pressed between two plates of quasi plastic metal fucking hurts like the dickins.

These give me a real bad feeling. See, my Aunt Cathy tried to sell these at the Kiwanis Club bake sale last month and then Gladys Martin, who was vice president of the Kiwanis two years ago, filed a formal complaint about 'offensive sex cookies' served 'within in the gaze of children.' This sparked a whole thing with…