I still love book stores. I stare at my phone/lap top all of the time, I don't need to do it in order to read a book. Also, It's a lot less likely that a book will get stolen on the subway.

Kind of lame to diss bookstores considering that y'all have a book coing out soon.

Why is that more likely? That scenario is also possible, but indoor cat vigilantes are not unheard of. A lot of people have very strong feelings that pet cats should all be kept indoors and that people who keep outdoor cats are doing something wrong. Also people love quirky pets with three legs or one eye or whatever.…

Having been to that museum and spending all of three minutes looking at everything in it, the only way I could possibly imagine it clearing 500k in a year is if they sold 3,000 dollars worth of tchotchkes and then ran 497,000 dollars worth of cocaine out of the back.

Please oh please tell me that the gift shop sells a ham costume.

Maybe that is why periods are bloody, to remind you that you murdered your potential child by not fertilizing your egg that month.

It's amazingly hilarious how selective Jezebel is about which white girls are allowed to co-opt black culture.

WHY, THIS WAS NOT THE LEVEL OF TASTE AND DECORUM I WAS EXPECTING WHEN I CLICKED PLAY ON THIS MENSTRUAL RAP VIDEO!

I still have this in my GIF folder:

My aren't we edgy with our Sharon Tate jokes.

Is everyone saying Shark Week now? I thought that was my cool little thing with my friends. I am not special, and now I am cold and sad. Unrelated: it is shark week.

By that definition, my hand is a wine rack. Good to know.

I registered for this before I got married in this:

If you buy the Chiefs one, you get billed but it never even shows up.

Put that next to some MARBLE COLUMNS and your house would explode from all the class.

I saw this in the SkyMall catalog recently!!! They boast about how it looks great with or without a wine bottle in it! A classy addition to any home.

The Browns one comes with the heel broken off and costs twice as much.

Yes, but if you get the Jets one, it tips over and spills all the wine out, thus covering you in crushing disappointment.

Wait a minute...this "wine rack" only holds one bottle of wine. What good is a wine rack that only holds one bottle of wine?

Complete with rhinestone accents, for that extra klassy touch.