Once when we were kids, my cousin took off his ballcap, smelled it, and declared, "my hat smells like a hamster!"

Hotel bathroom bathtub drains... A wealth of possible Harry Styles hair.

Mmm, tastes like intestinal blockage.

The more important question is, what does his hair TASTE like?

VERSEPTION.

Let's focus on some of the nice things about white culture.

In white people's defense....we are pretty terrible.

There's only one period shirt that I'll ever consider wearing:

Is that a Little Person in that flower costume? Will fucking Miley Cyrus EVER stop being gross and treating other people like props?

Well-spotted and well-captioned!

Yeah and Frank Sintra and Joe Pesci threatened to beat her up and everyone thought that was just great. The fights I had with co-workers over that. They told me it was cool cause those guys were Italian and I should just chill.

"Hi, can you help me find my dignity? I think I lost it somewhere in here."

It wasn't just that, though. Ireland has a lot of anger for the Church, not just for the sexual abuse but also for their abortion stance and the Magdalene Laundries.

Oh, god, she is sooo fricking gorgeous.

*Adele is working on a new album, and the rumor is she sounds "even better than before," *

I hate to be the devil's advocate here but perhaps the heckler was Fiona Apple's doctor.

Sad thing is, the woman probably considers herself a fan who gave Apple the tough talk she needed to hear.

So can we finally lay to rest the lie that thin women have the privilege of walking around in public without getting negative comments on their appearance? Good. Because I'm almost as tired of hearing that bullshit as I am of hearing that I must be anorexic.

"Chuck Lorre steals my jokes for his show. I know because I've seen it and its not funny at all."