easthaliamarantz
Easthaliamarantz
easthaliamarantz

You go on and cosplay, fuck anyone who makes you feel bad for it. I love all cosplayers because that’s really cool that you love something so much you take the time to make the costume.

Carp came from wolves?

“Goldfish? That’s an odd name. I’d have called them ‘chazzwazzers.’”

Damn Daniel, back at it again with ruining stuff with your crappy meme.

We had an adorbs red sweater for our chicken Marilyn when she mistakenly molted during the cold winter. You can get them on Etsy (sort of ashamed I know that info).

All water is dinosaur pee.

a single grain of Uncle Ben.

Those look nothing like Wonder Woman.

All of that is true though! ;)

Nah, the romance was already happening.

I’m not sure if this has already been shared here, but I’m hoping people bring some focus to the fact that she’s living in poverty. 😟

She doesn’t attract large sponsors or the funding she deserves (seemingly due to prejudice against her physique), leaving her to survive on almost nothing as she trains full-time to

Yeah but as you know we only go bananas over physical strength in women if it’s a sexy trick, you know, like they look like they’d weigh 100 pounds soaking wet but can punch their way through concrete without sweating their make-up off.

AW! Mine’s stuck! Someone else buy a car to knock it down.

Shut up.

Cassie and Tim should be at this point the Lady Shiva and Henri Ducard of their generation.

Schreier: How has the optimization been going? There’s so much going on and there are so many graphical effects that it must be tough to get a stable framerate on consoles.

A little fresh air will do you some good, buddy.

At an athletic meet, I saw a guy carrying a few 16 foot carbon fibre poles. I asked him “Are you a pole vaulter?”.

He replied “No, I’m German, but how did you now my name was Walter?”