Ah, my mistake; I was improperly conflating your words with the sentiment of Rachel’s original post. I apologize! Your theory is plausible...and fun! :)

Yes, her boobs look different in different photos. To take the inferential leap from there and say that she and Tom Hiddleston and their PR teams have concocted a multi-month fake romance to distract from them certainly qualifies as a conspiracy theory.

Also, Benedict Cumberbatch’s wife was never pregnant and/or is blackmailing him, Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart are secretly married and have two kids, and the actors who play the brothers on Supernatural are in forced PR marriages to hide their gay romance.

She didn’t just test positive for DHEA, but also testosterone and pregnanediol. Her coach at the time also says she applied for a Therapeutic Use Exemption for the DHEA and was denied, so she was knowingly breaking the rules.

This is actually true of many Olympians in the U.S. Most people don’t care about 90% of the sports so sponsorships are meager (and unless you’re a clear star, no one wants to sponsor you until you’re actually selected for the team which often doesn’t happen until a few months prior to the Olympics themselves).

BLOG Television What the hell are you swimming doing here?

Dunno. Stuff, I guess.

“Lol”. Maybe when you b-civs finally slide c we’ll start giving fuck. Enjoy your star not worth harvesting.

Lol. Amateur.

It’s like those pre-made Superbowl t-shirts that end up with the wrong team name printed on them: some kid in Africa is going to be wearing that silver medal in a few months.

I am a translucent Vrgydd from VY Canis Majoris 8 (our species is hermaphroditic). I have no stake in this. My planet’s liquid surface is several thousands of miles below the gaseous methane strata that I typically inhabit so the concept of swimming is utterly foreign to me. I am completely unmoved.

Weightlifting is a sport for guys with lots of strength, but no athletic ability. That’s not good TV.

Edgar definitely should be in (easily the best DH in the game at the time, and best in history until David Ortiz), but he doesn’t have the counting stats.

I had a twenty pound recurve bow when I was a kid and I was able to punch all the way through the side of a heavy gauge steel trash can at ten feet. Granted, that’s a pretty extreme distance but I was also using blunt lightweight target heads, not even field points. Not sure how this compares but just thought I’d…

Yeah, they root for our educational system the same way. “Aww, you broke out of the bottom third in aggregate math, reading, and science rankings for all industrialized nations! Who’s kids aren’t completely ignorant? Your kids, that’s whose!” Lol.

You have a souliversary and should be ashamed by that. Also, your playlist has been curated.

The time thing is a huge issue, exacerbated by the fact that when I’m riding outside I pretty much never want to stop because it’s so much fun. For me at least, every minute is torturous and boring when I’m riding indoors using a trainer.

I feel compelled to point out that you typically do not want to age beaujolais. You should drink beaujolais nouveau within the first few months after production and regular beaujolais within a couple of years. Cru beaujolais is an exception, but a twenty year-old vintage for even that would be kind of weird.

I seriously don’t get the love for Ortiz. It’s like people want to project on him this image of him being laid back and jolly because he’s fat despite the fact that he’s actually kind of a surly dick. This and borderline HOF credentials gets you a farewell tour?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. I’ve literally been calling for this for years, ever since the Jez/Deadspin EIC swap (holy shit, that was over six years ago?!?)