Years ago, my Fox News-watching dad came over for a visit and gave my son Bill O’Reilly’s book for teenagers. My son said “Thanks Grandpa” and after my folks went home, my kid tossed the book in the garbage. He was 14.

It’s amazing how is head and shoulders above every other rapper out there. Amazing.

Because people deserve to be treated with respect even if it is just a business deal. Additionally, I’m tired of the assumption that women are only in it for the fame/money and that it means they’re deserving of poor treatment or judgement.

Who the hell is Melo? Everyone knows LA LA

And he made a public vow of fidelity to her with no intention of keeping it for the social benefits and respectability. There is no law that these idiots who can’t keep it in their pants have to enter into a sham marriage, but they always do because they want the tag of being a Family Man (and having their wives…

She was more famous than him when they got together.

No. Home girl has been on tv for years and does very well for herself. All this before she even met him.

Morena Baccarin, a woman I know as Brody’s wife on Homeland who is also apparently on Gotham,

She just seems like the worst person in every way.

I don’t know, but thank God we didn’t let the email lady be President, amirite?

“sexy bodycon jawn”

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

Everyone involved knows but just can’t outright say the deal was she gets to have as much power and stick her thumb in as many pies as she likes because she’s the only one who can handle her dad when he’s sundowning, right?

You got through law school with a newborn (and subsequent baby and toddler)? Jesus, I struggled to write my Master’s dissertation with a new puppy. All the respect!

If you wanted to go to law school with a kid, you should have been born a man like God intended.

I’ve talked here before about having my son in my first semester of law school.

There’s a server underground where stories of bad tipping celebrities are exchanged. For real.

Not sure why you think staples aren’t commonly used to close a variety of minor and major wounds.

Here’s a list of Glossier products and very similar, cheaper products. Glossier works with manufacturers and tweaks ready-made formulas in small ways (a few extracts, scents, etc). Whether or not these are “true dupes,” I will leave to your interpretation

I’m so damned tired and cranky that “vote your mom” has me in hysterical giggles. I haven’t even opened the wine yet.