All chaps are assless. That’s the point of chaps. If they had an ass they’d just be pants.

Dare me to eat this cockroach? No? I’ll do it anyway! Now kiss me!

I hear from Chip & Joanna that it’s amazing what you can accomplish with some shiplap, a big clock, and a little electroshock therapy.

Gays: The Ultimate Fixer Uppers

I am SO glad that baby was ok but goddamn I’d throw every ticket in the book at those parents. PROPERLY RESTRAIN YOUR CHILDREN!!! (And remember no puffy winter coats in the car seat! Use them like a blanket over the child once they’re already strapped in!)

People here in Miami and South Florida are dancing in the streets. I’m not saying that to be cute. They are waking up and dancing in the streets. This is NOT a non-story.

Thanks for reporting on it so quickly.

No hope? It’s happening. Have hope. Put your fucking downer bullshit aside and let’s try to make something good happen.

But he’s such a saint for not accepting that 400k salary. A real American Robin Hood.

I usually throw up when I have too much Tequila. This is one of those times.

My fear for Anxiety Monster is that her “friend” will not let her get off with such a simple email. If she’s truly a drama queen, she’ll rage at her on social media and be ruthless when talking about her to their mutual friends.

“Cynthia Shapiro, will explain that HR departments may not always be on the employees’ side when it comes to a complaint of sexual harassment.”

God we can only hope so. School House Rock is, actually, a pretty damn good start.

I hate to publish my text exchange with nanny again because it felt creepy enough the first time around, but she told me flat out she voted for trump because of “the new Hillary investigation”. People don’t actually read and gather facts anymore. Votes are easily swayed by misinformation gleaned off Facebook.

I suspect you’re correct. Sonofabitch should lose his job and pension.

Fuck you Susan. Have a nice roll in your cash as you watch us poor women go bankrupt then die from cancer.

I want him charged with treason and jailed forever.

I personally hope even after the election more and more shit keeps coming out about him. He doesn’t just deserve to lose, he deserves to have his life upended.

Nancy O’Dell’s response is my current working definition of “classy”

I can feel the shaking getting worse. It is intensifying everything I feel normally (he seems to be textbook trigger for so many abuse and sexual assault victims) to the max.