IRVINE??!?!?!?!? You have to be kidding me. There are no black people in Irvine. There are not even any latinos in Irvine. I am sorry but a mix of wealthy white people and asians does not = diverse to me.

Agreed. But you’re right that they are very survivable.

Well, this was 6 years ago, when I found myself hired by a wealthy couple to be a part-time assistant for them over the summer at their home on Martha’s Vineyard. It seemed like a dream job for the summer - I was temping at the time, the hourly rate they offered me was twice what I had been making, we agreed on about…

My snake capture was executed with a broom, a small trash can, and a hand towel in the Master Bathroom of my boss’s house on Martha’s Vineyard. I let the snake go far from the house, and whispered to it as it slithered off to freedom, “You lucky bastard”...as I was still trapped working in the house for the rest of…

The other day while hiking by the river near my house I saw 2 snakes on the trail, my dog didn't even notice them and ran right by them. Yesterday I saw 3 yuge snapping turtles, which I've never seen in these parts. It's wild out there, I'm getting me and my dog treadmills.

We had a snake in our yard a couple of weeks ago. dandilyn was trying to identify it. I was trying to decide between shoes or a bag. It was gone before we made a positive I.D. Two days later I heard my neighbor scream at the top of her lungs. dandilyn and I looked at each other, knowingly.

I have met many a person who calls their pet “house broken” and the whole house smells of animal piss. I don’t think they know the meaning of the term.

My Speedy Demon Spawn Puppeh heading out on a flee attack. Prepping for trialing this year. I am so in love with this little girl!

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Not just entitled, but purposefully racist too. Like, this isn’t a microaggression or a case of willful ignorance. The shirt got rejected on the grounds of being racist (which means they probably got an explanation of why it was racist), then they did it anyway. This is what happens when you create exclusive spaces…

All my hormones just dried right up after reading that. Like, I don’t even need menopause. It’s like you just made me go through commentopause.

Honestly, I think my family topped even Kanye’s Mother’s Day.

Consider that two prominent Philippine senators are Joker Arroyo and Bong Bong Marcos, and look upon America’s future.

One time someone posted a picture on Facebook of their kid and dog with the caption “Greetings from Bear and Jake!”

I spend so much time surrounded by young kids now - I don’t even think I looked twice at Boomer. One time there was a Reinhardt! Reinhardt!

Sad that their long marriage is ending. I’m reminded of what my mom said when Al and Tipper Gore announced their divorce after 40 years of marriage: “What’s the point, now?” :/

I think love, in their case, has been in and out of it and struggling to formulate a cogent sentence while fumbling for words and stammering aimlessly for quite a long time, actually.

I had my 2nd as a scheduled C-section and I highly recommend! Did I love the catheter insertion? No. Would I happily re-live the transition from the gurney to the recovery bed? Nah. But! Those were the only real low-lights. I had him at breakfast and was able to eat lunch then shower on my own as few hours later. No…

Socialites, I am still not over Prince dying. I am still thinking about him and wishing for songs I cannot have. I danced my ass off with some friends at a big club with lots DJs and this was one of the best jams o the night, miraculously available online. Get up & dance if ya wanna. XO Prince RIP xoxo