eastcoastcaligirl
EastCoastCaliGirl
eastcoastcaligirl

Labs are great. Seriously, all I have to do is give her a little bit of chicken and I get snuggles all the time. Only downside of a lab is if you leave food out for even a millisecond and you aren’t looking, say goodbye to that food. She is such a bum in her old age but she acts like she’s a spring chicken whenever

Stay strong. Good luck.

A few weeks ago I started at a new part time job that is in my field (after 40+ applications) and I had high hopes for it leading to something better, but so far I think it’s a dud. My manager is someone I get along with, but she doesn’t seem to have much supervisory experience (she is fairly new at the position at

Not a ballerina, but I was a competitive swimmer for many, many years and I've just started doing masters again. I fucking love it. Swimming makes me so happy!

After grad school I was stuck in a job I was way overqualified and underpaid for, and I spent seriously like 9 months applying and interviewing for new jobs. It fucking sucked. I still shudder when I see “indeed.com.” Best of luck to you though!!

This is a throwback, but for my first high school homecoming dance, I was asked by a guy 2 grades above me (I know, I was so cool), and I actually got excited for the dance. Then when we were there, he totally bailed on me and ignored me the whole night, and then told people it was because I was a prude and wouldn’t

How is everyone tonight? I’m feeling super accomplished and adult-y. I’m starting my new job on Monday, so I spent all day prepping meals and they smell delicious and I want to eat them all.

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“I’d show it to you but it’s at the dinosaur farm the aliens gave me.”

I’m not a “traditional doctor” I don’t “give medical advice.” I’ve spent hours “researching” diseases on WebMD. I “know” what I’m “doing.”

I know we’re not supposed to even entertain this point, but what final exams does one give an 8 year old to prove they’re prepared for a career in literally ANYTHING? This kind of hubris is so alarming. I hope this kid gets put in the supervised environment he, and society at large, so desperately needs. My mom

Can we give Bette Midler her own pundit show that’s just a half hour of GOP burns and show tunes?

I was agreeing with you, by kind of mirroring what you'd said. :)

Can black artists just please continue to lay the politics on thick? I would just love it if every major performance post Formation is just like ‘and you thouhght Beyoncé at the Super Bowl was intense?’.

At least your weather is seasonally appropriate, what the fuck California!

I have a daughter who turns five in two weeks, and this is how I feel:

I am not a parent and have tried to tell myself not to comment on parenting articles.

My favorite has been, still is, and probably always will be Prince playing Purple Rain in the Rain.

Can’t we just have Beyonce and Bruno Mars do every Super Bowl halftime from now on?