with a tacky little toupée and miniature suitcoat? *shudders*
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John Wayne’s daughter just endorsed Trump at the John Wayne Museum (because THAT’S a thing), to which Trump just kept saying “We love John Wayne,” talking about how the museum would see a spike in traffic now because he was there, and teasing the “big surprise” later today that everyone and their dim brother knows is…
He always speaks like a college student losing steam while writing his final paper and trying desperately to make the word count by just restating the same thing over and over in different ways
The only thing I adore about the sentient pestilent festering Cheez-it barnacle that is Donald Trump is his speech style, where he’s clearly just letting his mouth run first before his brain can catch up. I mean, breaking down this response, his ongoing thought processes are just so obviously on the surface:
I had a recurring sinus infection that hit me four times between Thanksgiving and Christmas. The week before Christmas my wife came down with right lung pneumonia. A few days after that our son and I both came down with nasty colds/coughs at the same time. My cough about left me crippled, but the doc ruled out…
Well that’s just the worst. Your feeling of safety and security is one of those things that takes a moment to shatter and ages to rebuild. But I hope neither of your experiences holds you back - we’ve gotta show men (especially the drunk white ones) that they don't own every space they occupy.
Omg I got hooked by that show! I don’t know how it happened, but now I’m following it religiously!!!
The most telltale signs are: do you see white spots on your tonsils or the back of your throat?
Yes! I’m close to going on three weeks now. At this point its mostly just an annoying, itchy cough thats lingering but I finally feel good enough to pop open a bottle of wine to start season 2 of Fargo. Hope you feel better soon and have a good night.
My tiny baby sister just got engaged! Like, five minutes ago. I'm so happy for her, and I love the guy. I also feel OLD because she's much younger than me (13 years), and now she's old enough to get married. And oddly enough, me, my sister, and now my little baby sister will all have married when we were 24. It's kind…
As if the situation with my mother could not get worse. The nursing facility she is in submitted a report to her insurance company saying that she had “plateaued” in physical therapy. Based on this incomplete report, the insurance decided not to cover another extension in her stay. This is her 4th stroke and most…
Hi all! I am going to my friends house for a belated Christmas party. I made cupcakes for the occasion.
Jezzies! I need some advice. Has anyone moved across the country for a job? Were you able to scout out a place to live ahead of time or did you wait until you got there and stayed in some sort of temporary living? How did you move your stuff?
Shh! Ziggy is not dead. He just went home.
“Gas under $2 a gallon ain’t bad either.”
Paul Ryan not happy with Obama’s speech.
My fellow Americans, remember this, government is not the problem, Republican government is the problem.