I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

It’s not even content related to the article. And it’s not even good content! No I don’t want to “Talk About Some Guys.”

PLEASE INFORM SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE DAMN AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS

F

Why would anyone in Phoenix take a fucking diuretic?? Jesus Christ, just walk outside

- press Y to honk -

“And if that doesn’t work, they’re suggesting “restarting the game client” or “uninstalling and reinstalling the game”.”

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

Not the first time 4 shots in 15 minutes have gotten Wayne Rooney in trouble...

It’s called draughts

*chequered.

Right, so I was an English major in undergrad and grad school—me not math good, me just word pretty—but I’m confused: Most of the other players lose 1.25"-2" of height under the new measurements. That makes sense, given that the sole of an athletic shoe tends to be fairly thick for shock absorption and tread-wear…

+1 American Exceptionalism which is currently +1.32 Canadian...

Kind of. Although, I’d actually give up my evening, drive to the stadium and pay for a ticket to watch a monkey fuck a football.

“Watching the team try to form some sort of coherent offensive strategy last night was like watching a monkey try to fuck a football.”

“Soory we beat you, eh?”

Watching the team try to form some sort of coherent offensive strategy last night was like watching a monkey try to fuck a football. At a basic level you understand what it’s trying to do, but in the end it’s just confusion and embarrassment for everything involved. 

Why though? Standing up for democracy is just about the easiest and most basic statement you can take in a free society. LeBron was not in the slightest danger and he simple caved to a government that would never have allowed him to become LeBron James if they had their way. It is extremely disappointing and cowardly…