+1000 bottles of glue.  

Awww - Tolarian Academy made me nostalgic. I miss Oath and Trix and fun combo decks.  I genuinely miss counterspell battles - the game died for me when they decided turning two islands sideways (or less) wasn’t enough to say “no”.

Is MTGO not still a thing?

Say what you will about just how charismatic Urza is as a character - the story arc around him is some of the greatest fiction most people have never read/heard about and as someone who started playing Magic at Revised, nothing hits my nostalgia button more than when they call back to Urza or Teferi or anyone…

Who are the 6 other people who actually believe the Warriors aren’t going to win another championship this year?  Ha!  

Today I learned Jim Tomsula is a Mets fan.  

But Steam is fine?  They aren’t capitalist?  They don’t exhibit shitty corporate behavior?  

The last two make me very apprehensive. I’m okay - great even - with digital copies of games. But I can download those to local storage and I trust that if any of the services I’ve purchased from were shutting down that there would be announcements and I’d have a chance to download the games I own before they shut…

This is some Fred Armisen caliber hand-wringing.  

You’ve never been to Portland.  Lines form at our self-checkouts to the point where customer service folks come over to tell people there are actual cashiers available to help them.  I haven’t dealt with an actual human cashier in months and it’s been GLORIOUS.  

Any year where Real’s season is over in early March is a good year.

Nobody’s gonna trump that.  

Ah, the infamous “Jonestown Rules”.  

There also used to be two teams in the league with the name “Roughriders/Rough Riders”.  

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Basements are for the middle class; he has a Dead Hooker Cellar.  

+1 worthless piece of paper

Finger,nails on the chalk,boards of my e,yes,  

That’s good Kinja.  

That same horrible Lakers offer will still be there this summer - I guarantee it.  No way GM LeBron is giving up on this.  So they had everything to gain by waiting and literally nothing to lose.