eastboundstumptown
EastboundStumptown
eastboundstumptown

It’s comments like this that make me realize I really lucked out in the wife department.

Melo for Irving is so gloriously bad for all parties involved that I hope it happens.

Now playing

New least favorite song to have stuck in my head: “Elvira”.

Everyone already hates the Warriors...

Don’t be jelly...

Three straight articles about regular-season baseball. Fuck July.

They got great replacements, though!

Double murder in Vegas? Gotta hope for some home court advantage.

Most Toronto teams are best appreciated in the offseason.

He Hate Me.

It’s like someone is way too big of a Guy Ritchie fan...

1+1 maths

Goodell has always wanted a team in London.

TIL that Bill Simmons comments on Deadspin.

Yes, in fact some of the largest. Guadalupe Island is awesome if you want to go cage-diving with some behemoths.

They call it “the Canadian Riviera”.

As long as we’re talking about seasonings - glad to see Cleveland hasn’t forgotten where the salt is.

Nice...

Not if you kill three raccoons and a possum...