“Sluggish and underpowered”. Wake me up when they don’t play every new AAA release and then we can talk about “sluggish and underpowered”.

Hey - they also threw in a cartridge slot!

It would play far more Nintendo games if it ran Android...

You’re so right - I wish I could play games like Valiant Hearts and Inside and Journey and Abzu on my Xbox or Playstation...oh wait.

I guess it’s unique in that it’s the same device, but you can do the same thing with Airplay or the Android equivalent. I push stuff from my phone to the Xbox all the time.

? The Ps4 and Xbox One both got similar treatment on their reveals. It’s a new console and this is a gaming blog - what did you expect?

If you’re in it for the multiplayer, I hope that someday you PS folks get to play the first one (or at least the maps from it) - I feel like the level design in 2 isn’t as fluid as the original.

Even more Battlefield 1. The game (and the multiplayer) has its hooks in me to the point where I can’t put it down. The pacing is simultaneously slower than almost any other shooter out there and more frantic.

As of January 20th, the word “crew” will be removed from the Navy’s official terminology, to be replaced by “posse”.

Your wallet must be thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissss big to ride this ride.

I can only imagine the frustration that trying to stream a MP game would bring...

I’m confused by your knowledge of the internet and workplace protocol, juxtaposed by the fact that you presumably have “safe” internet access in your pocket that you seem to have no idea about.

Y’know what - he has a point. I’m not letting my son play this horrible game either because it’s teaching him that saving members of the landed aristocracy is more important than bettering his society in more productive ways (like unclogging drains and toilets). It’s a conditioning tool of the bourgeois!

You can’t go around slamming cliques - they’re sensitive. Be gentle.

That’s just a bunch of gibberish...

I can walk down the street to a shop on the corner and buy an eighth without a prescription. 7 days a week. It may be de jure illegal at the federal level, but that’s not stopping it from happening.

COTD.

Today is a date that will live in infamy...

It’s much easier 10 years in, if that’s any consolation.