So you’re saying R* did great job of simulating real life?

Phrasing...

Bear Friday?!

Cinematics? That all looked in-engine...

Did you not play RDR?

You spelled both “Rockstar” and “Red Dead Redemption 2" incorrectly.

It’d be too on the nose if you were trying to thwart Rex Ryan.

In the state of Oregon, as per the Oregon Bicyclists Handbook, one is required to ride as far right as possible with the exception of there being some hazard in the roadway. The same applies to bike lane use. There were zero hazards that day and Hawthorne has an exceptionally ample bike lane. To my knowledge, it’s…

Oh my fucking God! This! I was driving up Hawthorne one day and there were cyclists riding THREE WIDE in the bike Lane and they got pissed when I honked because they were spilling willy-nilly all across the right car Lane. And they got made at ME! What the ever-loving hell is that about?!

Abra, Abracadabra- the money’s all gone now, yeah...

I have been alone in a bar at 1:50 AM - I know EXACTLY the kind of charity work you’re talking about...

Wait, wait - I thought Sylvester Stallone taught a small town in Oregon about respecting Vietnam veterans...

7-12? Did you show up at 11:30?

If I’m raising him a Bills fan, does that cross the line into child abuse?

Your tone was probably a little better, Kirk...

This is good kinja.

He had to go help take a ring to Mordor.

Dicks Out!

So many salty, salty New England fans in these comments. Their tears are delicious.