Jesus Christ, Japan - you’re making it weird already.

I think you mean “American Hero John Fucking Tesh".

Bills fans? In Rio?

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he doesn’t exist.

He went out like stink and died like a pig...

Ghosts also had Michael Myers and my absolute favorite thing ever in a CoD - Snoop Dogg doing call-outs. I love it when CoD doesn’t take itself too seriously.

Who pays $100 (or even $50) for an eighth?!

-1 for a lack thereof...

How does one get laid without “coyness and code-speak”?

Wait - none of these are about A-Rod’s retirement. I don’t get it.

But also A League of Their Own and Saving Private Ryan? Couple 9f Toy Story movies? I’ll definitely give you the oos though...except right at the beginning...it’s kinda been all downhill from there actually.

The 90s were peak Hanks - Forrest Gump & Apollo 13 & Philadelphia.

Counterpoint: It’s EXACTLY in the spirit of the Olympics because it demonstrates you can get anything you want by going $3 billion in debt.

The sequel is 13 months away...

More like “inside her” after that last Vikings cruise...

Shake ‘n Bake...