Indeed. The past week has left me feeling dirty, discouraged, and diminished. Even more so by the men and women who insist that lewd, crass behavior by men is normal and that the women who complain about it are hysterical. The men and women who are now talking about repealing the 13th amendment. The men and women…

I like that. To me his debate look is lower management guy on a return flight from a work-related trip to Vegas or maybe Reno, and he ate as much free food as possible and was highly impressed by all the free booze and beautiful, friendly girls out there and thinks life should be that way everywhere all the time.

“Now he’s grandpa dressing up for the big family dinner at Red Lobster.”

And then we have Hillary. I’ve posted this before, but I love it.

This is why I laughed when he said he took Nancy O’Dell furniture shopping. Can you imagine that nightmare?

Case in point:

Because tailors also like to get paid for the work they do.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

Nah, it’s not just that he’s fat. I’m fat, and a $600 made-to-measure suit makes me look plenty sharp.

Ok I’ll say it: He’s fat.

Ebola cancer

“needlessly ranty moments where he hung himself on his own noose.”

“Whatever you do, Donald, don’t talk about Obama’s birth certificate and Rosie O’Donnell”

I liked that Hillary took a moment to assure other countries that the US honors it’s agreements. It was very well worded and timed. It reminded viewers that she’s not just here to bicker about domestic shit. She’s actually paying attention to our international relations.

I don’t have enough hands.

Can’t figure out how to properly embed this, but this tweet is relevant.

I thought Trump came off as legit unhinged. He almost foamed at the mouth during the tax returns segment. Same with the Iraq War support. CALL HANNITY! ASK HANNITY! HANNNNIIIIIIITY!

RAISE YA HAND IF YOU’RE A WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A MAN WITH CONFIDENCE DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS INTELLIGENCE

...while exhibiting public displays of affection at an L.A. Jamba Juice.