It’s not so much how long it is, it’s how long it feels that matters. Godfather Pt. 2 is twenty minutes longer than Meet Joe Black, but only one of those movies had me watching the clock and longing (ironically) for the cold embrace of death.

Exactly.

Yeah, exactly.

There is a difference between believing in aliens and believing that aliens have come here. And the difference is VAST

He’s 73 years old, worth 10 figures, hasn’t directed a movie since 2005, and hasn’t directed a good movie since 1977 (yup. He didn’t direct anything after ANH except the prequels). He has only directed 6 feature films in his life, only three of them were good, and they were the first three.

Yeah Colin Treverrow is not very good. Safety Not Guaranteed was the exception. Even in interviews, the way he talks about storytelling suggests that there’s things he just doesn’t get. I didn’t trust him to stick the landing on this and I’m sure whoever they replace him with will be a better fit.

Thank the Maker!

It’s like they didn’t even see the movie.

Hey, here’s a thought - don’t watch the movie, and leave us to enjoy it alone.

Uhuh.

Are you fucking dumb? You can’t be dumb, because you coherently posted online. Seriously. That’s the first step. Nevertheless, she is a fucking Skywalker, and they have been shown to do this shit before. You know her dad and granddad... BOTH DID THAT SHIT! Seriously, if it were a guy. You wouldn’t complain, but she…

When you think this can’t get any better, you just remember all the hipsterish smugly haters who will cry “Mary Sue”, “Remake of ESB”, etc., and choke on the fact that the whole rest of the World will enjoy and love this, and it will make gazillions in the box office!

Was she as much of a Mary Sue as Luke or prequel Anakin?

No hope required as she was never either of those things.

Well, that was emotional. Excited for the film and hoping it’s amazing...

I found the cultural stagnancy of the World of Ready Player One quite depressing. The way that the people of the 2040s were obsessed with the 1980s was quite unrealistic.

Maybe reinforcing good behavior instead of punishing bad behavior might be more beneficial. Hollywood learns all the wrong lessons based on what people pay money to see and what gets acclaim. This is why we have the “never win” attitude, because no matter what happens, people find fault. It’s also why we have a sudden…

‘shitty remake’