Seriously. Stupid book readers. With their EYES and LEARNING.

When he thought he saw a stranger, did he then chase your mom into the bathroom with a gun while she was screaming loud enough for multiple neighbors to hear, and shoot four times through a closed door? Because that doesn't really sound like the same thing.

ok, NAIVE

It's funny because a woman was murdered!

Yes, and for two reasons:

Because android is cheap, extremely fragmented and just downright shitty. Why anyone would want something as buggy as android in their car is beyond me. Apple is a good match because their shit just works. That's a nice feature to have in a car stereo/infotainment system. Not something that you have to reset once or…

But...Zelda is a girl.

I rather dislike the word "overrated". It implies the speaker views their taste as the superior ones.

I am the creator of his design. Thanks Kotaku for posting.

Groundhog Troopers.

Personally I applaud the House GOP for all the hard work they've done this week to ensure that Hilary Clinton will be our next president.

I was about to post something snarky about this article (like "How to Get the New iOS 7 and Remove Everything New!"), but then decided that there was enough snarkiness on the Internet. So here's a picture of the baby panda at the National Zoo.

To say nothing of the fact that Skyler fucking Ted wasn't at all about Skyler fucking Ted. It's the opposite of what Lynn Bracken says in L.A. Story to Exley. "Fucking me and fucking Bud White aren't the same thing." Skyler cheated on Walt to get back at him for being a lying piece of shit to her.

I've always been confused by the Skyler hate. I think she reacts in a very understandable way to the circumstances she's been dealt. This notion of her being a "harpy" and a "shrew" is so unreasonable! Of COURSE she's going to freak out about her husband cooking meth and getting embroiled in various criminal…

I really appreciate this level of discourse. You really speak well for your side of the argument.

Douche.

It's like this. Obviously the author wanted to write this article, for whatever reason. And obviously some people enjoyed reading the article. So, by Kotaku publishing the article those people are all happy.

Now, imagine Mitt Romney in this situation.