Just as soon as our $15 million grant is approved, we will continue our newly-purchased private island in the Caribbean and publish the results... eventually.

I assure you that measurements were taken under the strictest laboratory conditions available at a South Jersey Shop-Rite parking lot after my brother banged his shin on the test subject.

This needs to be #1 on the list. Saw someone in a lifted Ram roll coal on a Tesla 3 a few weeks ago. Total dick move.

I think NASA made the right decision here, but I can’t help but wonder how much politics played into the decision with a presidential election about two months away, especially since Kamala Harris is Chair of the National Space Council.

I generally do not judge other’s taste in music, but when I can FEEL your music from two lanes away, and my windows are up, that’s just too loud.

According to my brother, these snap off very easily when approx. 195 lbs of force is applied to them with a size 12 work boot.

Five years ago, i would have agreed with you.

STARBUCKS : Our new CEO will commute from SoCal to Seattle on a private jet.

My job is less than a mile from Porsche’s US HQ in Atlanta, so i get to see A LOT of eye candy on a regular basis.

I’m surprised that an automaker hasn’t eliminated the door switched in favor for a touch screen control.

My idiot ex-BIL got a tattoo on his scalp and it bled for two days before he went to the ER to get it looked at.

And the current Camaro looks like a badly pixelated ‘68 Camaro.

I would have snapped up that Intrigue in a heartbeat, if the shipping cost to ATL wasn’t likely more than the car itself.

How about Mercury’s Park Lane with the Wrist-Twist steering wheel.

Tesla Cybertruck, because the production model looks just like the concept.

Don’t forget padded dashboards, collapsible steering columns and (ugh) airbags.

Puddle lights that emit the model name or manufacturer’s logo.

So was your Porky Pontiac a Bulging Bonneville, a Corpulent Catalina, or maybe a Flabby Fiero?

This being a car from the rust belt, and over 150k miles, a thorough inspection is necessary before committing to buy.

Yes, because the rear doors slide open.