Cadillac was once the ‘Standard of the World’ but started losing the script in the 1970's. There have been so many ‘bad’ Cadillacs since then, but my number one pick is the Cimarron

Find a International Harvester Metro van, paint a goofy logo on the side and you’re bound for greatness!

When I was a kid, one of our neighbors had a 1971 Boattail Riviera GS with a 455 ci V-8

“Stranded” generates more clicks.

The market for similar cars was $11-$15K, with a good restored example going for $22-30K.

I am currently in the market for a new toy - a mid-60s to mid-70s American convertible.

You mean a world where two doddering old men fight for control of history’s most powerful military by arguing which of them is less senile ?

The Dale

The Datsun 200SX was the car your sister bought when she couldn’t afford a Celica.

i would love to watch this video, but ads keep popping up every 30 seconds.

Beat me to it. I was thinking “is it really the bird’s fault, or the homicidal viridis porcicidal asshole working the slingshot?”

An ambulance.

GM owned Frigidaire from 1919 until 1979, so I’ll bet there was some technology that crossed over.

Uncle Jack’s ‘77 Toro looked like this, except NJ tags and a red velour interior.

My Uncle Jack owned a series of Olds Toronados, I got to drive the ‘77 across Kansas the summer of my 16th birthday while Jack slept in the passenger seat.

I spotted this beauty last week near my cardiologist’s office.

Yes, but the SM is a bit cramped and the seats require your spine to bend at a weird angle, at least for me.  I was pretty much sitting on my tailbone the entire ride.

Mine went through front brake pads like a junkie through a bag of Oreos, I think the best mileage I got out of a set was maybe 23-25K.  Those were from NAPA IIRC.

The GM-10/W-body Olds Cutlass Supreme Coupe

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