A friend decided to do a Walden Pond and move from Manhattan to the sticks. The economy in the county where he moved was horrible, and the only job he could get was as a school bus driver, at minimum wage. He almost had a nervous breakdown as a result. The children were horribly out of control and tortured him…

A friend decided to do a Walden Pond and move from Manhattan to the sticks. The economy in the county where he moved was horrible, and the only job he could get was as a school bus driver, at minimum wage. He almost had a nervous breakdown as a result. He had no experience with children, who were horribly out of…

Probably supposed to be witty, like Memphis Milano naming their jewelry design ACME.

Gays have been in fashion over the last decade or so. Some of us are celebrated athletes, movie stars, popular singers. But people need to realize how tenuous and fragile the current tolerance is. Only in 2003, 13 years in my 62 year life, was it made my legal right to travel anywhere in the country and make love…

Friend of mine spray painted lime green peace signs on her cheater’s car.

Re Kardashian and Kardashian impersonator, a favorite NYC club memory was at Area in the 80s. There was a benefit with a lot of female impersonators walking a runway stage and in the middle of it Cindy Crawford appeared as Cindy Crawford in drag. Took a couple minutes for the crowd to get it.

A dinner fork should do.

The Zefferelli version has done the same since 1967, beautiful and talented young actors, convincingly horny. Excellent direction, sets, costumes, and the rest of it. Plus a very pretty scene featuring Leonard Whiting’s exciting rear end, and a flash of Olivia Hussey’s breasts, the first such nudity I’d seen on film…

But why is there nothing about the Roach Motel method?

No, I’m not happy! Nobody gave me any Kool Aid. Not fair!! Waaa Waaa!!

I would say the distinction is between those who do so for a good and special reason, and those who do it as a matter of style. I went on a blind date recently with a man who inhaled sharply and loudly through his nose about every 90 seconds, as though he was clearing his nasal passages of snot. I suppose that if…

I think Bill was very aware of what he was doing, entering the airplane. By doing so he believed he’d prove that he and Hill had no sense of guilt and had nothing to hide. Why would the spouse of a woman being investigated go into that situation unless she was clean as a whistle?

That’s what I keep thinking. There must be some really intense nonstop meetings taking place in the O office right about now.

Trump’s groping history is egregious, but what makes these assaults sound particularly traumatizing is that they were made by one of the most sexually repulsive characters I can imagine. Like some insect who eats it’s partner after mating, I can’t imagine him doing anything but pleasuring himself, and that…

But isn’t his finest moment with Mom (Angelica Huston) in the Grifters? Kissy kissy.

The title of my next poem: Stuck Outside in the Remnants of Campaign Motorcades

My habit is calling sweatshirt sweatshirts. Just can’t break it.

I volunteer in a jail teaching writing. This is my competition.

I think she is probably hilarious at a dinner party with friends. Imagine her wealth of stories.

Clinton gratefully humming Ave Maria under her breath.