232,000 people die every day. There are 86,400 seconds in a day. That means every dead person could get .37 seconds for a moment of silence. That’s if you wanted no one to talk ever again of course.

Yes, they ripped it off. But...and I say this as someone with a BFA... “art”?

Legally, probably yes. My understanding (based on articles about some “artist” who is exhibiting and selling giant blowup prints of other people’s IG posts sans permission/payment) is that publishing something on IG basically means “all bets are off.” Supposedly their language meant to facilitate use of the “Share”…

Wow-they didn’t even bother to have someone redraw it. The same fade marks from the pen are on both. That is some real laziness.

This is what happens when you don’t copy and paste that disclaimer on Facebook.

Shirtlessness is a sign! Even way back in the ‘80s when the “Cops” TV show started up, my friends and I would have drinking-games as to whether or not the arrestee had a shirt on... We always got shitfaced because THEY NEVER DID.

I mean, this shaky Kevin Hart interview is still miles better than any Jimmy Fallon interview, not just his first one.

Jon Stewart’s early days were similar though. He didn’t really hit his stride until 9/11. God (or whomever) forbid something similar happens that forces Noah to “grow up” faster, but I think in time the writers will figure out how to make his voice work as more than just “Jon’s successor.”

Hey Demi, remember tweeting this? Barbie already made a more “true to size” doll and you already commented it

I tend to argue sans pants. Less confining.

Did you see that even his own party is sick of him? Schadenfreude, sweet schadenfreude.

“If America does not stop supporting Abortion. The Judgement of God will hit bringing earthquakes, war, famine ,plagues &.economic collapse”

I really think you have to factor in how likely your mother is to nag you as a ghost.

Nope, Filial piety always comes first.

I have a unisex first name and everything comes addressed as Mr. its a bummer when i get those free return mail labels. i cross off the Mr. and theres a big blob on there. Just dont put anything if you arent sure!

At a lot of weddings I’ve been too there’s been a little contest to see who gets the centerpiece at each table. Usually goes to couple married longest, or to person who traveled furthest.

I’ve been to more than one event (usually weddings) where centerpiece stealing is basically encouraged after the fact. I mean, the flowers are just going to be thrown away, might as well get some more use out of them.

This should never be the result of reporting such a heinous crime.

Now I understand everyone’s shit’s emotional right now.

Oh, I’ll go and say it—I really think that this late stage lapse into fascistic conservatism is a form of mental illness, comparable to alzheimer’s. I’m not absolving Trump, just saying that I think this is a symptom of certain people becoming susceptible to these crazy machinations as they age.