earnestphibs
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earnestphibs

I wish I could give you many more stars for sharing this quote.

Yeah. I stop by sometimes.

But you know Hollywood is going to get the wrong message out of this. That people just don’t care about LGBTQ stories (despite movies like Milk doing well) rather than they didn’t want to see a movie that was fucking awful.

Yeah. If you want to see smug twinks, Grindr is free and you don’t have to buy a $10 coke.

“full frontal male nudity”

This is a thing of beauty.

I’m still loving the fact that they tried to convince us to pay for renovations:
“Pay hundreds of millions of dollars to fix your stadium!”
“Why?”
“Because you love your Dolphins?”
“Fuck you.”
“Okay, we’ll pay for it ourselves...”

I love this story.

“Douglas and Mortimer” just killed me

She needs to have a Florida meth baby with this guy.

your not supposed to actually chew the tobacco

Isn’t this usually how it goes though? No one in my generation is named Debbie bc it’s everyone’s mom, but my kids will prob be like “Deborah is a beautiful name and it was my grandma’s name. I loved her so much!” Wash and repeat.

I don’t know what year it was, but where the hell were you supposed to find Hunter green pants? I remember owning one pair of hunter green jeans (I LOVED those in the 90s) but Hunter green is not at all a regularly available pants color. Were your parents supposed to dye your pants?

Do not knock until you’ve tried it. I sleep in every day and we have twice weekly math class at a coffee shop.

homeschooling never wins. even here, somehow.

It's so true. We were supposed to wear Hunter green pants which were super hard to find. Either that or you wore a kilt. When cargo pants were in style, we all got excited, bought green ones, and up against the Hunter green they all looked gray. There was no finding pants so I wore a kilt all winter.

Counterpoint: Kelly green is the devil’s green.

I’m seeing red and feeling a little blue about how there’s zero logic in a lot of zero tolerance situations.

Well, it’s nice to know Dolores Umbridge as a Mean Girl has found another school administration job.