In Bernie’s speech last night he was insistent that we all remember “in a few months we will all need to unify to support the nominee, whoever that is”. He was nothing but gracious towards Sec. Clinton. I am a Bernie supporter because his long held views most closely support my own; however, Clinton is clearly…

Then, after shooting some hoops, the hosts took off their skin costumes and masks. Underneath, with their tentacles free, they looked much larger and menacing than normal. Hundreds of shiny, silver teeth glittered under the hot lights of the studio, and the gel-like substance that coats the majority of their bodies…

Did anyone else think he was taking a big toke off a little joint in that picture at first glance?

Can’t help but to think how such of a dork he is. I find that endearing.

Didn’t Dave Letterman start this in, like, 1987?

Oh, I had that teacher! 12th grade Theory of Knowledge (IB for philosophy). He gave all the Asian girls shoulder massages and made us read Dinesh D’Souza. He, along with everything about Orange County, CA in the 90s, is why I am a liberal today.

Yes. Jeans and a blazer are a-okay, but you never ever fucking wear a tie with that.

Alright then, let’s call it an abomination then.

So what IS his sport, croquet? Golf?

I miss weed.

Maybe he can certify himself as debate master.

His voice isn’t needed. There are plenty of anti-women candidates already.

Man Makes Futile Gesture, World Fails to Take Notice

BECAUSE HE DOESN’T FOLLOW YOUR RULES, MAN.

“Liberty” candidate? Hmmm...you do you Senator...

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I knew exactly what you meant! And that’s awesome, because that’s essentially what I was going after.

WUT. WUT IS THIS.
wait, please don’t tell me.

@Gabourney. The few times it’s happened to me I had to fight the urge to make a barking sound and say “so sorry, sometimes she nips” as the hand got close. I’d scare the shit of the agent. (but wind up in a concrete room for a day or two)