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Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit was on the list (#19), but it is a huge failure not to list Weird Al’s Smells Like Nirvana, which is even better.

Any list like this is doomed to have things missed. That said, Thriller should be #1 easily. The thing is basically a movie and was probably the biggest “event” of all of these when it came out. It is sort of the “Star Wars” of music videos. I would say “A-ha” should be #2. The music is pure fluff, but that is

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So, a non-article about a non-post about a non-moment, got it

The epitome of JJ is Maz Kanata’s line in The Force Awakens: “A good question...for another time. That there is peak JJ.

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Scary Movie 5 is the point where you think the movies got bad?

more likely than you think, glad those influencer skins got removed, but no place in my life for someone who supports predators as a victim myself as a child.

Too bad she’s a terrible person that has, on numerous occasions, without hesitation, thrown other black women under the bus for her own benefit.

If you want to see a space chase done right, see new Battlestar Galactica. If you want to see a space casino done right, see old Battlestar Galactica.

Listen, we can have a reasonable -- or in some places very unreasonable -- conversation about how good The Last Jedi is or is not, but to call it the best Star Wars movie when Empire exists is just silly. 

You know, I know this is waaaaaaaaaaay down on the list of things that are worth critiquing in The Man With The Golden Gun, but I wish they had Hip’s daughters use Muay Thai on Hai Fat’s goons, not kung fu.

Had that Turtles Poster up in room as a kid. Krang is chilling on the left in a very sleek suit. Here’s the full image:

Yes. The real terrible level part is that corridor with the astronaut laser guys right before the final boss.

If you go purely by number of hours played, then these need to be in there...

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DID YOU JUST USE THE FUCKING SUN AS A SOURCE?! 

Unless I’m missing something here, this gives us exactly no new information about the movie

That scene at the end where Sam Audience Stand-In gets it on with Meaghan Fox as the robots stand around and sorta-kinda watch outside gave me the creeps.

It’s good compared to the others. The worst parts of it are the elements found in essentially all of Bay’s directed films.