This is certainly not a statistically representative sample of the military. But it is far from meaningless.

The first Jedi formed the Order after getting sicked of being friendzoned constantly.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

nah

No puppet.

also, if you have time, don’t be a woman or gay or, god forbid, both.

“Mike Pence? He couldn’t even get elected Vice President! Sad.”

Late tomorrow Trump is going to deny he said any of this, and will insist he was never a candidate for President and he’ll call Mike Pence a loser.

Now at least I have good evidence in my belief that everything you write is in fact the words of a petulant teenager.

You’re the worst

Billy your opinions are so consistently wack that I have a hard time believing you work for a site I love so much. Remember that article you wrote about how athletes shouldn’t have opinions? That was the worst! And this is even worse than that! Does everyone at Deadspin hate you?

Does this mean you don’t know what an Aleppo is?

Let me guess.......... College student?

You’re that guy, got it.

Condolences :(

thats some specifically targeted hate right there, picking on erin moran, our beloved joanie from happy days, as well as her family.

I picture ALL these people writing their emails on the toilet.

MLS is as good as Liga MX? Are you high? How often has an MLS team even played in the CONCACAF Champions League finals? (2) Every single won of the 8 in the Champions League era (2008-2009 season) has been won by a Mexican team and 6 of those finals matched up two Mexican teams. The idea that the leagues are even in…

Oh please. Everyone should be high wage? Baristas should be making 100k?