Sorry guys I got no jokes here. I hate this man so much. I want him to die and I want to piss on his grave. Oh and any Trumpie cultists who want to start shit can fuck off and die. You are all scum.

Without a doubt someone said the exact same thing about Messi when he was 13.

To be fair, American media has liberal media laws, yet seemingly don’t report on anything except someone pretending to be rich.

Apart from the fact Celtic are a club open to all, that welcomes all religions and races. Most important manager in Celtic’s history and someone fans to this day regard as a God? Jock Stein. Protestant. Only one club in Scotland had a sectarian policy about not signing players of a certain religion (that was openly…

So it’s not cheating as long as you get a waiver to use PEDs?

I respectfully beg to differ.

He only made the putt because someone in the crowd told the ball to “get in the hole.”

You mean he couldn’t even identify Gowron as the leader of the Klingon High Council? 

Spicy Bois, that name is as bad as every generic person with gamertag SK8RBOI followed by however many numbers needed to use it.

Really disappointed Fat Sam won’t get to stave off relegation with this England team in 2018.

Lester Holt is worthless as anticipated.

Hillary should have seen the accurate, strong attacks on NAFTA coming a mile away.

She’s not his daughter and therefore he has no desire to get it in with her.

I didn’t know we were including robo lizards, that changes everything!

For those at work, I have the transcript:

Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!

Glad you made the jump to Deadspin.

and it has been three years since then. that a long time in the game industry. if they are going to take three years in between engine upgrades, then maybe they should release it every three years and make roster updates these games have been dlc or patches. i recognize this is EA we are talking about and they are…