earlydiscloser
Early Discloser
earlydiscloser

NO ONE deserves to be abused for any reason.

Video game coverage isn’t garbage. I love Kotaku!

I laughed when you called video game Youtubers “creatives”.

Optimus Prime was my first Transformer. I still have him- in box, fat gun, gray roller, pre-rub. Even as a kid, I recognized that the Powermasters version was terrible. Just terrible.

So original Prime suxxx, but that Powermaster junkpile makes the list? Please.

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I hope Devastator comes with 6 little trumpets so they can play at Starscream's coronation.

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!

Aren't you guys fin-ished yet? (courtesy of my husband, the household punster)

In one of the older games, which I'm ashamed to say I can't remember the name of. It's back when Link had brown hair and a big-ass cross on his shield. Zelda's brother cursed her to sleep forever or something like that.

Meanwhile in the rest of the world...