I live 5 minutes by bicycle fr9m that warehouse (which I had never heard of before today). Hey, mum! Glasgow got on AVClub!

https://bleedingcool.com/comics/recent-updates/swipe-file-finale-of-true-detective-and-alan-moore-and-gene-has-top-ten/

Rowdy  Roddy Piper is spinning in his grave.

Hamilton had an identical twin sister, Leslie Hamilton Freas (1956–2020).

Does this guy’s “classic dialogue” include the lines he ripped off from Alan Moore? (Specifically his brilliant Top Ten comic).

Freddy Got Fingered actually led to an arrest ...but incredibly, not of the director, producers or cast.

I can help here: it's terrible.

Because you’re, I don't know, Tom Green?

Not literally. You have literally only read the specific one you've literally read.

I’m one of those stupid, too-lazy-to-cancel types but it does feel like I really should force myself to think about it. My girlfriend and I got about halfway through episode 1 of Expats the other week before our life’s-too-short mechanisms kicked in. Same thing happened with the Power and that thing with Christoph…

“Some sources” is just missing the word “correct.”

Has anyone tried dropping a large cartoon anvil on Mr Zavlav or lacing his lunch with earthquake pills?

He only pantomimed it though. It was stage whisper violence. The guy’s hand will live to fight another day.

I really thought “shut up Wesley!” would be the top comment. I've been horribly disillusioned.

Yes they abso-fucking-lutely fucking are, speaking as an English teacher, horrified at the thought that one of his students might read this! Except, they're all too busy on TikTok, so they won't. Thank fuck. 

‘Cos it’s only on some (possibly just this one, in fact).

Fair point. I just don't know where getting bad reviews unexpectedly would fit along the spectrum of what I consider to fit within the definition of trauma. I'm not sure it would be on there, but I appreciate that opinions are like arseholes and we all have one.

I feel there’s a middle ground here between not completely denigrating the effort that goes into acting and filmmaking, but perhaps not overstating the impact of bad reviews with the word “trauma,” in a world full of significantly more debilitating and life changing examples of that.

Time to Oprahfy this event. Just get everyone to look under their seat. “You get a Grammy! You get a Grammy! Even you, Miley Cyrus, get a Grammy! One for you too Snoop!”

It was for you.