“Some sources” is just missing the word “correct.”

Has anyone tried dropping a large cartoon anvil on Mr Zavlav or lacing his lunch with earthquake pills?

He only pantomimed it though. It was stage whisper violence. The guy’s hand will live to fight another day.

I really thought “shut up Wesley!” would be the top comment. I've been horribly disillusioned.

Yes they abso-fucking-lutely fucking are, speaking as an English teacher, horrified at the thought that one of his students might read this! Except, they're all too busy on TikTok, so they won't. Thank fuck. 

‘Cos it’s only on some (possibly just this one, in fact).

Fair point. I just don't know where getting bad reviews unexpectedly would fit along the spectrum of what I consider to fit within the definition of trauma. I'm not sure it would be on there, but I appreciate that opinions are like arseholes and we all have one.

I feel there’s a middle ground here between not completely denigrating the effort that goes into acting and filmmaking, but perhaps not overstating the impact of bad reviews with the word “trauma,” in a world full of significantly more debilitating and life changing examples of that.

Time to Oprahfy this event. Just get everyone to look under their seat. “You get a Grammy! You get a Grammy! Even you, Miley Cyrus, get a Grammy! One for you too Snoop!”

It was for you.

I know he raided the fridge and such but Kramer didn’t live in Jerry’s house.

I know we shouldn’t pick at every thread but... does Leon have a job? Does Larry just pay for him to live with him now?

Napoleon Dynamite is terrible!

Remember AVClub is a spin-off of The Onion.

I love Dani as a character so I’m glad she lived, but I’m disappointed with how stupid Ed turned out to be. I don’t feel the current series has been as good as 1 to 3 were, but I’m still looking forward to series 5, presuming it gets made.

If you can still do it, you’ve not been cancelled. What’s hard about that?

I’m shocked. They got the slimy Vincent Gallo experience and they didn’t pay the $50, 000 for it?

They’re starring in a biopic of prog-rockers Marillion?

Iron Maiden do. Surely more debatable is the likes of Paul Simon, Stevie Wonder and Godspeed You Black Emperor having two drummers (on stage) at once.

Except I didn’t; I merely pointed out the irony of your own accusation. Glad to see your recovery went so well. Your reading comprehension is as sharp as it ever was.