Don’t be so sure. A lifetime diet of hamburgers may yet result in severe bowel and heart problems.

I am many decades from my 70s, but I am a secondary school teacher. I look forward to becoming this.

We spoke to a U.S. Open ball person who wished to remain anonymous

Well, emphasising your point, they showed the Whacking Day episode last night... but yes. They do. I can tell when they’re on because there’s no black bars at the side of the screen (and, they’re mean-spirited and unfunny).

For the U.K., given the Simpsons is shown on terrestrial TV at least twice a day (often four or five at weekends) and given the terrible years now more than doubly outweigh the glory years, I find that surprising.

Because Bigstimpycat wouldn’t think to look there.

I live a couple of miles from that particular store. As I’m not on Facebook and I don’t care for Swedish meatballs, I've got nothing further to add.

We can do this here generally without the fear of being shot (or violently  manhandled by red hat-wearing goons).

I can’t see Biden surviving a competition with Trump, the latter in full brash, mocking, offensive mood. So, I really hope Biden gets out of the way as soon as possible.

It’s something that’s always affected me, and I hate it.

Is it okay to appreciate the occasional slaughter of a sacred cow, to not particularly care for the Beatles but to still think this meme is full of shit?

It is both unpopular and correct to say that: smoking is idiotic. I don’t mind saying it since I like being correct (and am already unpopular).

So, he’s finally doing something good, you say?

Weezer: the The Simpsons of Rock. Every once in a while they might make you smile, but just enough to remind you of the long gone glory days.

The opening few seconds of this suggest it will rock.

A shitload of plans?

Bolton relaxes with origami classes, but is still at an elementary level.

Yes it’s currently not the 19th century, but that’s not what the citation means. The 19t century is when it was first recorded, not an indication of obsolescence (which would be denoted by the word “obsolete” or “archaic”).

The very first link you give in your reply states:

At the risk of missing an inside joke... “damnit” is correct, albeit that it’s two words squashed together. I’d write it as “damn it” myself, but either is accepted. “Dammit” is a misspelling that has become acceptable through the frequency of usage rendering it standard (which happens a lot).