I still didn’t believe it, until I checked Snopes.

Oats themselves are made from the preserved tears of long dead unicorns. Really sorry to break it to you!

Why is no reporter ever barve enough to call Trump a fucking idiot? John Kelly did it and he still has a job. Come on, someone needs to call Trump a fucking idiot to his face. 

Kanye West and expensive trainers (as we in the UK call them).

Even Axl Rose has told him to fuck off. Which is nice. He came around in the end.

You could dislike both. If you wanted.

Who would want you to propose?

I still draw a line at wearing swastikas for fun. Do you/Kotaku not?

I feel sad.

English teacher here: I did not know, until this article, that diabolism meant devil worship. Shocking.

Only saw the film for the first time last week on Netflix. I found it boring and far too Matrix-y. But, excellent cosplay!

I use hyper tapping on the Gameboy version. Didn’t know there was a name for it! It’s ‘cos there’s a tiny big of lag if you hold the button down, but if you tap lightly the piece moves instantaneously. Once you’re near the end of the game, the tiny lag can make a big difference, so is better avoided.

This won’t affect his chances one bit. So, as we all know, he still has no chance.

They love stereograms though.

It was Kazaa (after de-malwaring with AdAware and Spybot) for the win.

Gamesmaster was a spin-off from a TV game show that has outlived its parent by 20 years. I’m sad to see it go.

“Good” news, you say?

Does masturbating to podcasts while listening to porn count though?

And what with her being Australian, any such film will now be mandated to feature shrimp on the Barbie.

Yes. You are the only person who has ever seen Transformers the Movie or listened to the soundtrack.