“Good” news, you say?

Does masturbating to podcasts while listening to porn count though?

And what with her being Australian, any such film will now be mandated to feature shrimp on the Barbie.

Yes. You are the only person who has ever seen Transformers the Movie or listened to the soundtrack.

Of course it’s fucking karaoke. The same fucking karaoke you’ve been making a lot of money from for the past few years. Are you finally rich enough then?

Isn’t it just Dev 2.0? Regardless... cool. Especially those drums.

Mind that time Devo recorded with Jermaine Jackson?

You’re confusing function, with style. Doom knows Doom looks good, in outsidey-underpants and a big belt.

Looking forward to the latest tweetstorm, here.

Wrestling practise? Amateur Jackass? And while I can see why you’d fuck them, I’m personally not minded to change my orientation having seen the vid, just question the futility of existence.

You know if he had said anything, he would have likely mentioned something about the problems on “both sides.”

That final, cutting, rhetorical question of this report is absolutely perfect writing.

Even a Maths teacher should be able to use punctuation properly. Doesn’t she know what a question mark is?

Context.

I only spent £200 on it.

Americans... soda-flavored chicken.

...Hilarious Tantrum        was how I wanted that headline to end, but okay, New Sega Game is accurate.

Circumstantial!

Good to know! In the light of all the commentary and such, I’ve ultimately decided I’ll be able to go on, not having seen it. And now I have to go to work.

Yeah,  Îwas on the iPad too. Ah well. I think I can live with the summary provided.